The VRGs
I Have Venus Envy
1 YR Warranty
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DESCRIPTION
Sure, Venus looks gorgeous from Earth. Up close? She's an ugly celestial hellscape. (What the 90's kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited-edition, translucent starry purple-orange VRG frames with a single pinkish-purple reflective lens.